Okay, it just keeps getting better. I just wikipedia'd "legal skepticism" and learned that there was no matching entry, but rest easy, young scholars! Apparently "Legally Blonde" is a 96.6% match.

I would just like to take a moment to reflect upon the fact that I've wrestled with the legal formalists, positivists and realists for five hours and here's what I've learned:

The text that reads "No vehicles in the park" means that there are to be no vehicles in the park.

Who needs a drink?